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𝐸𝑟𝑒𝑛 𝐽𝑎𝑒𝑔𝑒𝑟
Voice Actor: Casey May

The main character. Eren is shown as angsty.

He is frequently shown as being jealous of Mikasa's superior strength.

Eren hates Hannes, the reason being both him being a ginger and him being Eren's father. (potentially)

Views Levi and Erwin as his heroes and even has a poster of them in his room, to which Levi comments "He probably jacks off to your eyebrows everynight Erwin." This eventually changes once he learns Levi is a clean freak aswell as a constant drunk and Erwin just just... fucking... weird...(I think he might be captain america)

Has a plan with Armin to see the outside world inspired by Adolf Hitler's fascist Geography Atlas or some shit...

Managed to make a fucking retard out of himself during basic training when learning you have to put a belt loop on properly ,which he never new about, even though it was sitting unfastened, like Hannes on top his mother, over his ovaries.

𝐴𝑟𝑚𝑖𝑛 𝑎𝑟𝑙𝑒𝑟𝑡

Voice actor: Tom Andre

The main character's best friend, and a complete psycho. Armin in this series is shown to have demonic desires, is evidentially fucking worshipped by Satan, has Oculolinctus (eye fetish) and Odontophilia (mouth fetish... pretty much all the fetishes), and likes huffing the gas from the ODM gear. Armin also has schizophrenia, showing with his imaginary cat named "Mr. Whiskers". 🐈‍⬛ He plays with human dolls for revenge RolePlaying purposes. He prays to Gandhi (god of war).

“Armin. This child is the ultimate culmination of human-sin. He is the most terrifying creature I have ever met. Seriously, this kid is fucked; Something is horribly, horribly wrong with him. How someone could have loved something so twisted, so foul, so utterly fucked-up beyond repair is beyond me. On the plus-side, he is intelligent. But seriously, fuck that kid.” -Sarge

You thought you were fighting a mere mortal?! You thought you could probe the darkness that is my mind???! FOOL! I shall drown you in the hailstorm of my nightmares! My tentacles will twist and contort your throat as I throttle you with visions of hermaphroditic succubi and violent Oedipal rape fantasies!!! I will take your cities. I will subjugate your children. I will rape and devour your armies. But you, only you, will remain alive. So you may bear testament to my will and ultimate REVENGEANCE!!!

— Armin embracing the Dark Side

“When I get older I’m going to learn how to make chloroform and knock you out! Then upon awaking you will see me! Standing above you as your new god! And then I’ll make you worship me in ways never heard of before.”

-Armin to the bullies

So yeah. Armin is a little he-demon, and a really fucked up kid.

Sarge

Sarge is considered to be one of the best commanders out there. But after his scandal (witnesses say it was too horrific to describe clearly) he had to go back to training recruits.

He often gives aggressively motivational speeches to the new recruits, and he helped Eren learn how to use a belt.

Sarge has a deep hatred for Sasha aka. Private Pile, he has tried to get rid of her by leaving her miles away from camp with no supplies. but as he states "the wolves kept dragging her broken and half dead body back to camp... almost as if they didn't want her."

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